Sunday, November 23

笑一笑

Confusing Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!======================================================
This is hilarious …

Why Chinese shouldn’t have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Pass around for some laughter*

Thursday, November 6

CITIBANK-GUARDIAN cash rebate 5%



每个星期日在Guardian使用CITIBANK信用卡,可享有5%现金回扣。

回扣金额将在优惠截止六至八个星期后汇入信用卡账号。

欲享有回扣,别忘了传短信至36700,内容是 SMS<空格>CS<空格>您的16位数信用卡号码

Tuesday, October 14

每月的最后一个周五至周日,在Tesco使用您的丰隆信用卡以享有5%现金回扣


请查阅清楚Terms & Conditions
http://www.hlb.com.my/pfs/promo/tesco/tc.jsp

垃圾政策依然走种族路线



政府的钱从人民手上得来,政府的contract理应谨慎发放,能者居之,价廉物美者得。垃圾这番话,多少可以看出来,日后他当了老大依然走种族路线,以取悦马人为上策。

工商世界就是如此,懂得经营之道必能生存,不懂经营就别做生意干脆关门大吉好了。

不够人家竞争,就跟政府撒娇,我呸!!!

槟城的Open tender制度我很欣赏!林冠英加油!